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A tesla that's been stolen
Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?
Edison by ♥🗺☠ February 9, 2023

Perfetic 

British slang for something that is pathetic, but also perfect
(Sometimes the pronunciation is mistaken for "Perfect")
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Joshy: Look at my jump and then look at theirs, bro
Memeulous: Perfetic
Perfetic by ♥🗺☠ January 15, 2022

January 18 

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
January 18 by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

Urban Dictionary Names 

The act of when someone puts their name on Urban Dictionary and glorifies it, just to feel good about their miserable life in their parent's abandoned basement. They're all just insecure, depressed, anti-social, unwashed, ugly, and cringy
Needless to say, these urban dictionary names are getting out of hand and are just a load of cringe. You know the truth behind it

The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct

Cumbrain 

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.
Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops
A metaphorical opiate inhaled, when they're being faced with loss, failure, or defeat. This is especially in sports, politics and other tribal and intensified settings. They tend to do this in situations that go terribly for them, and is usually the first thing often and done by Baby Boomers, rude and overly LibLeft teens with a bad education, little children, and (Faked by) trolls, when they go on the internet

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations/Unrational for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole. Symptoms can also leak out into the real world, which include: Aggressive acts of vandalism, blockage of streets and highways, destruction of buildings and stores, Destruction on windows for no reason, Graffiti that tells their claim in a straightforward way, and occasionally scenes of murder or flinchings or suicide
Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium. This is a very troublesome time, indeed
Copium by ♥🗺☠ October 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary Anime 

When you see a bunch of anime ads on urban dictionary
What is with all these urban dictionary anime ads. I don't want to know about the cat/girl that lives with her boss