♥🗺☠'s definitions

Megalomaniac

a melomaniac who is constantly listening to megalovania (I don't know how to spell it, I haven't played undertale in a long time)

*megalovania plays*
*Megalomaniac mode activated*

by ♥🗺☠ March 1, 2021

DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

Pspspsps

The sound you make when you crave your cats attention

Pspspsps. Over here kitty

by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021

Egg

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

by ♥🗺☠ June 9, 2021

I accidentally started a revolution

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot

Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

pick me

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me

Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Slightly rational person: Shut up psycho

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021