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Limp Dick

The real name of the Limp Bizkit band (Even though they're actually a good band)

Google: Limb Bizkit members
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by ♥🗺☠ April 1, 2021

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

by ♥🗺☠ February 10, 2023

IDGAFAAAWTSBITMSYBFSIOEIGTTKYA

I don't give a fuck at all about what they say because it's too much so you better fucking stop it or else I'm gonna try to kick your ass
(tHIS CAN ALSO BE USED WHEN YOU SEE A BUNCH OF COMMENTS LIKE THIS, WHERE IT'S A BUNCH OF LETTERS THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TELLING SOMEONE TO HECK OFF. tHAT IS iT'S PREFERRED USE)

mE, wHEN i SEE ANOTHER DEFINITION ON THIS WEBSITE: IDGAFAAAWTSBITMSYBFSIOEIGTTKYA

by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021

DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Flavius Valentinianus

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD

Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

прусская зима

Когда россия вторгается в германскую империю во время Первой мировой войны, но они оттесняют русских солдат, и в россии одновременно идет коммунистическая революция, поддерживаемая немцами

офицер: как продвигается вторжение?
солдаты: сэр, прусская зима отталкивает нас. нам нужно отступить или мы умрем
офицер: надежды не осталось. давай просто убьем себя

by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021