♥🗺☠'s definitions

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

Pspspsps

The sound you make when you crave your cats attention

Pspspsps. Over here kitty

by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021

DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Beereal

Crushed rice used to make
1. Beer made of cereal
2. Cereal made of beer and/or with beer instead of milk
"Beereal" can mean both the rice and the finshed product

After thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks. Yucky! They'll be used to make cereal or beer...
or beereal

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Egg

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

by ♥🗺☠ June 9, 2021

gay cold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

bad

someone who is sexy beyond mean

dam they hella bad
who's bad?

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021