Restaurant in peace

When the creator of autocorrect doies

“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

︻╦̵̵̿╤──

The emote faces' favorite rifle

( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤── (˚☐˚”)/

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

42

The number of dead kids in my basement

Me: *Puts in 42, expecting "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy" jokes*
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??

by ♥🗺☠ May 23, 2021

Daygare

Irish pronunciation of "daycare"

JSE: Gonna drive my hwahle in a car to the daygare

by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021

Les gooooo

1. When a group of French people are excited
2. DaBaby's first song with a French title

Les gooooo (The gooooo)

by ♥🗺☠ July 28, 2021

Nope

Nope

Nope

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021