Ringles

the extreme feeling of discomfort caused by a third party doing something embarrassing - also know as vicarious embarrassment. Symptoms may include, sudden and uncontrollable rectal tightening, wincing, premature ejaculation, and liver failure.

Every time Sara opens her dumb fucking mouth in public I get the ringles.

by UnclePigFat December 23, 2009

the ringles

The Beatles except every musician is Ringo

The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

ringleader

1. Owner, leader, or otherwise top of the ladder in an organization.

2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.

1. The don was the ringleader of the syndicate.

2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

by Oplem June 9, 2005

Riggles

A cool backward, then forward high-fiving motion.

That hat's a fun color! Riggles!

by jeff daniels in dumb & dumber April 6, 2009

Riggles

A double slap, like mibbies but back around.

A back slap, then a front slap to someone else hand.

You're not an alchoholic! Riggles!

by Joeseph Anderson January 2, 2008

Ringle

Shortening of the phrase "reason I'm single." Used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can't get a boyfriend.

I puked while giving him a blowjob...ringle.

Woke up with an empty bag of Doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed...ringle.

He saw my TiVo of all the Nora Roberts Lifetime movies...ringle.

Choosing Taco C over the guy in the bar...ringle.

by All the Ringle Ladies August 22, 2010

ringled

To be extremely high after smoking marijuana.

I'm fucking ringled!

by Miss Lamb June 20, 2009