The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.
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Sixties rock band from England. The most influential and successful music act in history. The Beatles hold the record for the most records ever sold, with 1 billion discs and counting.
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The greatest band ever to exist on Earth. A 60's English group that defined music for the rest of the world. They were unique, original, phenomenal, and produced music liker none other.
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one of the first reallyREALLY big bands. psychotically popular in their day and still really really popular now only two are now alive paul and ringo they made millions and sold billions of cd's. They were really really influential and the best band ever their music will always b a classic
person 1: oh isnt that paul mcartney
Perosn 2: OMFG OMEGA no way i love the beatles paul paul i love u can i have ur autograph
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A rock and roll band started in early 1960's Liverpool, England. Originally comprised of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Stu Sutcliffe (who died in Hanburg, Germany in the early 1960s), and Pete Best (who was ousted from the band); gained fame as John, Paul, George, and Ringo Starr. Appeared in America in February, 1964 on the Ed Sullivan Show as the beginning of the British Invasion. Initially managed by Brian Epstein, who died in the late 1960s. Broke up in 1970 but during their tenure as an act released some 150 songs in multiple languages and has since been considered the greatest and most influential rock band in the history of the world.
The Beatles are the greatest band in the history of mankind, and if you don't agree you are either: (1) deaf; or (2) an idiot.
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A Group of four lads from liverpool who used to be known as the quarrymen. former band members are Sturat Sutcliffe, Pete Best. They made it big after their second visit to Hamburg. After which ( the trip to hamburg) they were found bu brian epstien. who neve signed the contract he had with them. the had 2 big movies, 2 that werent, 1 that was big but they had very little to do with.
they had 15 LP's in the U.S. they disbanded in 1970. John lennon died 10 years later.
" Turn off your mind, realax and float down steam, it is not dying"-Tomarrow never knows- yesterday and today- The beatles
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