Resurtext 

The act of receiving a text from someone you haven't spoken to in forever; someone reaching out to you that is so irrelevant in your life now that it's as if they came back from the dead

Like the word resurrect but with text

Dude my ex from 2 years ago just resurtexted me

Resurtext by HausQUEEN August 26, 2014

Resurrection High School 

This is an all girls catholic high school. The tuition here is so much but that doesn’t matter because parents here are so naive. There’s no diversity here everyone is strictly caucasians. Girls here are wild. All they care about is oc’s, drinking, vaping, and hooking up with pats and dons boys. Rumors here spread like wild fire. Everyone hates each other even if their best friends. You want to kill you self 24/7 but lowkey love the school at the same time. Go bandits!

Caleb- Where do you go to?
Madison- resurrection high school

Caleb- I go to pats, want to hook up?
Madison- omg ofc!

Resurrection High School by So relatable June 1, 2018

resurrected 

It means to be brought back to life.

brought back to life (resurrected).
He was resurrected by a woman.

resurrected by teko and shadow and peepers April 29, 2010

Resurrect the joint 

Lighting up a joint that has been unlit.

Alfy smokes up slow; hence his friend has to resurrect the joint.

Resurrect the joint by 5Dboys March 3, 2017

resurrectionist 

Resurrectionist (noun) A person who is well acquainted with and is superbly proficient/distinguished at reviving and bringing life back to others who have overdosed and have begun to shift from the land of the living to the dead (and once more) back to the living. Such a person has multiple saves to their credit, they are well accustomed to the application of Narcan, or depending upon their experiences may have their own type of procedure in which they have perfected. Resurrectionists ultimately save lives snd have absolute nerves of steel as they play in the grey with the lives of their fellow friends whom have crossed over to the spirit world and are in need of a guiding hand back.

Homeboy Raymond was a seasoned resurrectionist. I swear if the sun rises and falls and he ain’t been a witness to, as well as unsung hero lifesaver for, some heron, fentanyl banging junk-o that goes slipping out of the land of the living as they slide prostrate and turning blue in his living room floor then that just ain’t a regular day at the office for him. Homeboy got mad skills, I swear, with or without the Narcan on hand. And most of the time…..the undead junk-o don’t as much say “thank you” for services rendered…..that’s why homeboy Raymond, while performing his resurrectionist procedures, always fleeches the undead of at least $20 as an unspoken, and most oftentimes, never missed “resurrectionist” fee. Ha-ha, it’s an honest hustle……and a good thing!!!!

resurrectionist by Nikki Stixx July 6, 2022

do not resurrect 

A ridiculously talented underground dark trap artist that delivers his lyrical mastery the sickest of flows married with the most sinister beats. Unfortunately, he wasn't born with the suitable genetics for a respectable height but despite this, e-girls and Instagram bad bitches throw themselves at this miniature marvel.

"Did you hear the latest do not resurrect single?......No? Dude get your head out of your ass"

"OMG I swear to god I just want him to wrap his hands around my throat while necrotic grip plays in the background!"

do not resurrect by greedo_shot_first March 4, 2022

Resurrectile disfunction 

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.

friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.

Resurrectile disfunction by Blifnab March 15, 2021