resurrectionist
Resurrectionist (noun) A person who is well acquainted with and is superbly proficient/distinguished at reviving and bringing life back to others who have overdosed and have begun to shift from the land of the living to the dead (and once more) back to the living. Such a person has multiple saves to their credit, they are well accustomed to the application of Narcan, or depending upon their experiences may have their own type of procedure in which they have perfected. Resurrectionists ultimately save lives snd have absolute nerves of steel as they play in the grey with the lives of their fellow friends whom have crossed over to the spirit world and are in need of a guiding hand back.
Homeboy Raymond was a seasoned resurrectionist. I swear if the sun rises and falls and he ain’t been a witness to, as well as unsung hero lifesaver for, some heron, fentanyl banging junk-o that goes slipping out of the land of the living as they slide prostrate and turning blue in his living room floor then that just ain’t a regular day at the office for him. Homeboy got mad skills, I swear, with or without the Narcan on hand. And most of the time…..the undead junk-o don’t as much say “thank you” for services rendered…..that’s why homeboy Raymond, while performing his resurrectionist procedures, always fleeches the undead of at least $20 as an unspoken, and most oftentimes, never missed “resurrectionist” fee. Ha-ha, it’s an honest hustle……and a good thing!!!!
resurrectionist by Nikki Stixx July 6, 2022
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