Reltching

The personal act of smearing fecal matter onto oneself whilst naked crawling upside down stomach to ceiling like a cockroach.

“I was attempting to use the restroom when i found my 94 year old grandpa reltching in the rest room”

Reltching by LKI and JBN May 11, 2024

reaching. 

the slang “reaching” can be used in a couple of ways. you’re able to use it when someone’s over exaggerating something to make it seem worse than what it actually was, or taking something too far.

-example 1, over exaggerating-

person 1: *accidentally bumps into somebody*
person 2: hey !
person 1: oh, i’m sorry !
person 3: what happened?
person 2: they hit me on purpose, and they also insulted me for no reason ! *cries*
person 1: you reaching, fool...

-example 2, taking it too far-

*two students roasting each other for fun*
person 1: and that’s why you balding at the age of 16.
person 2: oh yeah? well that’s why your parents left you, and told you straight up, that you’re a waste of oxygen and space. it all makes sense why you’re so disrespectful towards everybody knowing that you got family issues, i mean... it’s not like you have a family.

everybody: *silence*
person 3: yo, you reaching...
person 1: *cries in orphan*

reaching. by monetizd February 21, 2021

Reaching 

Term used when someone tries to relate one thing to another using completely irrelevant evidence and information.

Ex1.

Person 1: A dice is related to racism because there are black spots and the majority is white.

Person 2: wtf..

Person 3: this kid's reaching.

Ex2.
Person 1: man why you hating?

Person 2: you reaching

Reaching by Charuhi April 22, 2011

Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

Butt Retching by tommy two suits June 22, 2014

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs by OoferMan November 5, 2018

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

thanks for reaching out by AYYFRON January 27, 2011