Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.

Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."

by Subnet-Zero May 06, 2004

Feltching

Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.

The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.

I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.

by Longee February 02, 2016

Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.

That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.

by Bloodsunday October 15, 2004

Feltching

The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion

"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"

by Tha Juggla January 04, 2019

Feltch

The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.

After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

Feltch

to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.

Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.

by JMC November 26, 2003

feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 11, 2004