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Ritchings 

Probably the best Last Name ever, name for a family that are loud, crazy, and don't take shit from everyone. Everybody who meets a member of the Ritchings family they automatically have a sudden urge to join the family because they are just that fun. The Ritchings have a great ability to hold liquor and chug it faster than the normal person. If you are a member of the Ritchings family, you will either have very light skin with a pink tone or very tan, because we are Italian.
Amanda: Did you see that family?!
Kris: yea, they were almost as cool as the Ritchings
Ritchings by Pirate Ritchings October 26, 2011
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Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

Big and Riching 

To saddle up a horse and ride into a public area as a prank/activity

Originated in Iowa
He’s Big and Riching the School for the senior prank
Big and Riching by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

right retching 

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.
I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching
right retching by Frisky John September 21, 2006

ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation
1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching
ding-ratching by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Rutching 

Rutching is when you take a hit of weed (bong, pipe, joint, etc.) and right after that you take a shot of vodka.

This is called "rutching" as a portmanteau of Russian and Dutch.

So Russian + Dutch = Rutch

Rutching is known to get you pretty crunk.
Bro1: Im bored
Bro2: Yea same, wanna rutch?
Bro1: Sure why not.

*1 hour later after rutching*

Bro1: Im..... fu...fu..ckkkkked.. tah...shhhhiyatt...braaaah.
Bro2: Wuuuuuuuut?
Rutching by ILoveRutching November 22, 2011
a total badass, who doesn't live by the rules and is a total stud.
That guy in the movie was a total richins
Richins by mexicanninja April 10, 2011
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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