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Premature Retraculation 

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

rejaculation 

the cum that squirts out of the vagina after a man ejaculates into her.
He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.
rejaculation by herbedUP September 15, 2009

refrigaculation

my mother and me had a long talk about my frequent refrigaculation because the milk gallon was sticky.

rejaculation 

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.
"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
rejaculation by scodder July 6, 2010

rejaculation 

The semen that comes out after the ejaculation eruption.
After whacking it and cleaning up, I was watching TV and then when I got up ten minutes later, I felt the rejaculation on my leg.
rejaculation by Mace Windu L. Jackson September 11, 2005

Rejaculation 

When a dude experiences extreme sexual release while simultaneously being rejected by a girl he has just asked out.
Tom experienced his first rejaculation experience in the school yard after Becky turned him down for prom. His heart might have been broken, but his junk had never felt more alive!
Rejaculation by Mottstravaganza September 4, 2019