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rejaculation 

the cum that squirts out of the vagina after a man ejaculates into her.
He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.
rejaculation by herbedUP September 15, 2009
Words you can keep

rejaculation 

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.
"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
rejaculation by scodder July 6, 2010

rejaculation 

The semen that comes out after the ejaculation eruption.
After whacking it and cleaning up, I was watching TV and then when I got up ten minutes later, I felt the rejaculation on my leg.
rejaculation by Mace Windu L. Jackson September 11, 2005

Rejaculation 

When a dude experiences extreme sexual release while simultaneously being rejected by a girl he has just asked out.
Tom experienced his first rejaculation experience in the school yard after Becky turned him down for prom. His heart might have been broken, but his junk had never felt more alive!
Rejaculation by Mottstravaganza September 4, 2019

Rejaculation 

I'm sure you are familiar with the term "ejaculation". BUT! Have you ever tried "RE-jaculation"? Let me break it down for ya. First, you make your "puddle" ;), then you stick the head of your member into the liquid. Next, use your kiegle muscles to suck the fluid back up into your testicles. Finally, shoot it all out again! And Voila! You are now a proud rejaculator :). Please like and subscribe for more life hacks!
Woah, that Josh guy is really something! Look at that crazy little fella go! Rejaculation...
Rejaculation by ReJoshUlator April 7, 2022

Rejaculation

The act of inserting a hollow tube into a penis and having another man ejaculate into the tube.
Peter and I had an amazing rejaculation session yesterday.
Rejaculation by Warstop March 18, 2026

Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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