Retractulation
Can I borrow your tape to do the retractulation? Someone seems to have put a cuttoff saw through mine.
Retractulation by Notbazz September 28, 2022
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Premature Retraculation
The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
Premature Retraculation by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010
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Clamature Retraculation
to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.
You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"
Clamature Retraculation by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011
Retractulating
"And I swear when I saw my grade on that test I bombed, I retractulated"
"Aw man dude I am constantly retractulating in that class"
"Aw man dude I am constantly retractulating in that class"
Retractulating by retractulator101 April 7, 2017
retroculation
hey tat kidz retroculating my brainz /hez a retroculator /i just retroculated on yoo sis/lindsay lohan makez me retroculate all daa tyme in maa dreamz/retroculationman
retroculation by bumblebeebrainz October 29, 2007
Refraculation
Refraculation by OvaOvhvrvefaeflssDSSSSSSOD March 4, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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