Retractulation

Describing the calculated results derived from a retracting device such as a tape measure.

Can I borrow your tape to do the retractulation? Someone seems to have put a cuttoff saw through mine.

by Notbazz September 28, 2022

Premature Retraculation

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.

Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010

Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011

Retractulating

The opposite of nutting; when you are so turned off that your nut is sucked back into your body

"And I swear when I saw my grade on that test I bombed, I retractulated"
"Aw man dude I am constantly retractulating in that class"

by retractulator101 April 7, 2017

retroculation

after jerking off a couple of timez u cum without actuallie cumming

hey tat kidz retroculating my brainz /hez a retroculator /i just retroculated on yoo sis/lindsay lohan makez me retroculate all daa tyme in maa dreamz/retroculationman

by bumblebeebrainz October 29, 2007

Refraculation

When you ejaculate on your fridge while getting a snack, or drink.

"Uh-oh, I REFRACULATED on the fridge."
"Look out! There's REFRACULATION!"

by OvaOvhvrvefaeflssDSSSSSSOD March 4, 2017