retroculation

after jerking off a couple of timez u cum without actuallie cumming

hey tat kidz retroculating my brainz /hez a retroculator /i just retroculated on yoo sis/lindsay lohan makez me retroculate all daa tyme in maa dreamz/retroculationman

by bumblebeebrainz October 29, 2007

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Premature Retraculation

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.

Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010

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retrocopulation

copulation from behind - synonymous with "doggy style"

My favorite sexual position is retrocopulation.

I loved her ass so we retrocopulated all night!

by Jason Adams May 10, 2006

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Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011

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