rearjaculation
Was banging trace last night bitch started screaming she was gonna cum... then she did the dirty old rearjaculation
rearjaculation by Wise old black man April 2, 2015
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earjaculation
When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.
Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.
earjaculation by sevsevs February 28, 2019
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Fearjaculation
In mid masturbation approaching orgasm, if a male is frightened by a loud noise or such and ejaculates with no orgasm, that is a fearjaculation.
FEARJACULATION: Verb
Oh man dudebroman, I was nailin this chick last night and I thought I heard my girlfriends car door shut, and I was so scared I fearjaculated.
Oh man dudebroman, I was nailin this chick last night and I thought I heard my girlfriends car door shut, and I was so scared I fearjaculated.
Fearjaculation by Mainmeno December 14, 2010
Premature Retraculation
The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
Premature Retraculation by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010
Earjaculation
When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.
Earjaculation by svestiaz July 1, 2010
rejaculation
He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.
rejaculation by herbedUP September 15, 2009
rejaculation
"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."
"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
rejaculation by scodder July 6, 2010
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