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Chief Queef 

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
Chief Queef by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020
Related Words
Queze • quezed • quezelbiggle • Queef • queeb • Quebec • Queef Nugget • queed • queech • quee

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007

queef in a pan 

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen
i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen
queef in a pan by anonymous April 7, 2021

queef-biscuit 

(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.
Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit on his tongue while he was "down south".

queef goo 

When you think you queef, but you actually goo yourself
Oops I just queefed! Never mind I actually just made queef goo! I JUST VAGINA GOOED MYSELF!
queef goo by Shanaenaepig May 11, 2015

queef stroganoff 

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.
Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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