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quarterlife 

Quarter life refers to reaching the age of 25.
As in welcome to the quarter century club, a quarter of your life has expired and you have entered the quarterlife crisis. This is about the time you start to realize the clock is ticking. You may have applied yourself 100% to get exactly where you are and perhaps suddenly, perhaps gradually, come to feel it is truely not where you really want to be or who you have become.
quarterlife by Dogwalker March 12, 2008

Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
Quarterninja by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Quarterlife Crisis 

People in their mid-to-late 20's (sometimes early 30's) that cannot grasp the idea they are growing up...still hang out with high school people, go to bars/clubs, miss high school and their time there, try to 're-live' their glory days of high school/college. Feel insecure regarding the future & cling to the past as much as possible.
Other characteristics:
- Have trouble finding jobs that are 'good enough' for them
- Relationship problems/lots of instability
- Financial problems/spending issues/debt -- Feeling everyone is doing better than they are
- Refusal to stop partying
- Believe the single-party lifestyle is for them even though it puts them into debt & makes them look desperate(males - behave like someone from the show 'Entourage', women like younger versions of 'Sex and the City')
- Secretly envious of those who have settled down, have families/children, careers and friendships made after high school graduation. State 'I'm still in my prime' but knowing deep down they are fading fast into the background
Quarterlife Crisis: The 29-yr old who goes to the bar with people from high school & asks 'how old do you think I am' to every person they meet - when given the answer '23', it's the highlight of their week.

Quarterlife crisis 

The same existential/identity crisis that affects middle-aged people, but at around the age of 25.
- Dude, have you heard about Brian? He's given up college and decided to go backpacking through Latin America!
- Yeah, he's probably in his quarterlife crisis...
Quarterlife crisis by P_gm December 18, 2012

Quartering 

Sticking 4 or more fingers into a woman's vagina and wiggling them around, as if you were playing with quarters in your hand.
Woman: "Damn, my vagina hurts, I got quartered last night."
Friend: "Oh shit, I heard those Katies are the best at quartering."
Quartering by QuarteringKatie February 27, 2011

quarreling 

Saying You don't even have valks is a form of quarreling
quarreling by Quarrel December 4, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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