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Quarterling

The offspring of a Halfling and a Human; those who are half-halfling. Despite the name, Quarterlings are in fact taller than Halflings.
The new generation of quarterlings may help fill the void between humans and halflings.

Those roughly 4'-4'5" in height.
Quarterling by chjmu June 29, 2009
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quarterlife 

Quarter life refers to reaching the age of 25.
As in welcome to the quarter century club, a quarter of your life has expired and you have entered the quarterlife crisis. This is about the time you start to realize the clock is ticking. You may have applied yourself 100% to get exactly where you are and perhaps suddenly, perhaps gradually, come to feel it is truely not where you really want to be or who you have become.
quarterlife by Dogwalker March 12, 2008

Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
Quarterninja by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Quarterlife Crisis 

People in their mid-to-late 20's (sometimes early 30's) that cannot grasp the idea they are growing up...still hang out with high school people, go to bars/clubs, miss high school and their time there, try to 're-live' their glory days of high school/college. Feel insecure regarding the future & cling to the past as much as possible.
Other characteristics:
- Have trouble finding jobs that are 'good enough' for them
- Relationship problems/lots of instability
- Financial problems/spending issues/debt -- Feeling everyone is doing better than they are
- Refusal to stop partying
- Believe the single-party lifestyle is for them even though it puts them into debt & makes them look desperate(males - behave like someone from the show 'Entourage', women like younger versions of 'Sex and the City')
- Secretly envious of those who have settled down, have families/children, careers and friendships made after high school graduation. State 'I'm still in my prime' but knowing deep down they are fading fast into the background
Quarterlife Crisis: The 29-yr old who goes to the bar with people from high school & asks 'how old do you think I am' to every person they meet - when given the answer '23', it's the highlight of their week.

Quarterlife crisis 

The same existential/identity crisis that affects middle-aged people, but at around the age of 25.
- Dude, have you heard about Brian? He's given up college and decided to go backpacking through Latin America!
- Yeah, he's probably in his quarterlife crisis...
Quarterlife crisis by P_gm December 18, 2012

Quartering 

Sticking 4 or more fingers into a woman's vagina and wiggling them around, as if you were playing with quarters in your hand.
Woman: "Damn, my vagina hurts, I got quartered last night."
Friend: "Oh shit, I heard those Katies are the best at quartering."
Quartering by QuarteringKatie February 27, 2011

quarreling 

Saying You don't even have valks is a form of quarreling
quarreling by Quarrel December 4, 2016
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