The act of quarreling with a loved one as a result of being quarantined in a small house with them during the 2020 mandatory Shelter In Place, for an unreasonable amount of time.
In the event of quarrelantining, immediately retreat to separate rooms of the dwelling for ten minutes, or until the shelter in place is lifted; whichever comes first.
A"Tyrone is so dense, his girlfriend had to go all quadrolingual and dump him in 4 different languages before he finally got the hint"
B"I know man! Who would have that Laqueesha is so well educated"