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An alternate word for "Fuck." Can be used in any situation. Can be a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
"Dude, did you pwonk her last night?"
"My ass is so pwonked up."
"PWONK YOU BITCH!"
Pwonk by Kzds June 3, 2017
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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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Pwonk ponk plonker phonk plonk pronk ponkey Ponky plonka ponker
Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.
Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.
PlonkOp by Drxve September 20, 2023
An underground style of hip-hop/trap music directly inspired by 90s Memphis rap, mostly present on soundcloud as trill style beats with old funk and nostalgic samples, often accompanied by vocals from old Memphis rap tapes. The dark lyrics from these tapes with funk and modern trap creates a contrast which is aesthetically pleasing to the 90s and 2000 kids. The music is brightened and modernized by producer between the age of 16 and 22, thanks to these funky, jazzy sounds mixed with vocals from Triple Six Mafia, DJ Paul, DJ Patt, and many more.
Mike: Damn that phonk beat is hella sick.

JAKE: What is a phonk,,,PLZ

FONKER: Phonk is a style of music!
Phonk by Ernestinthecut June 13, 2018

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007
noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection

(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
A style of music in the realm of hip-hop where instrumentals are derived from funky sounds, but slowed down to create an eery backdrop for lyrics that push boundaries on the darkest parts of our society and human nature.
Phonk Beta, X-Raided, Spaceghost Purrp, Brotha Lynch Hung, Twiztid, Spice-1
Phonk by triple6phonk August 19, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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