Definitions by Doddi

knobfisting 

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

knobfisting by Doddi October 7, 2008

United Kingdom of America and Little Britain 

The eventual formation of a republic where all the decisions for the world's welfare are made by Washington with Little Britain tagging along

The United Kingdom of America and Little Britain is the greatest country in the world. Ever!!!

United Kingdom of America and Little Britain by Doddi April 9, 2008

freaktastic 

Great in the sack and who can't get enough

I had a mass orgy involving my girlfriends and 8 other hotties. WhoooHooo! She was FREAKTASTIC!!!!

freaktastic by Doddi December 27, 2007

United Queendom 

Any country that allows bumming as an act of solidarity

Billy: Where I come from is a United Queendom, since bumming each other is encouraged to foster unity and prevent wars!

United Queendom by Doddi October 19, 2007

shitty shatty 

A childish way of over-exaggerating a problem

Mum: "Bobby why are crying?"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"

shitty shatty by Doddi October 17, 2007

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007

lavoratory 

A place where scientific research is conducted which doubles as a toilet

Dr Frank Fischenhoffer's world-class lavoratory in California was one of the first in the world to create fluorescent urine after his initial discovery pissing in one of the cubicles

lavoratory by Doddi October 17, 2007