Doddi's definitions

knobwinkler

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger

My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

D Piddy

Another insult for an Irish Rap wannabe, similar to 'Duff Paddy'

Colm, you can't rap for toffee so give the D Piddy impersination a rest will ya?

by Doddi September 14, 2007

fat boyscout

A person (mainly a fat boy) who always seeks the approval (and rewards) of his elders and betters by doing good deeds, sometimes to show off to what few friends he has

That Charlie's a right fat boyscout, always offering to trim Mrs Grannysmith's hedge whenever he sees her!

by Doddi September 15, 2007

United Queendom

Any country that allows bumming as an act of solidarity

Billy: Where I come from is a United Queendom, since bumming each other is encouraged to foster unity and prevent wars!

by Doddi October 19, 2007

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

by Doddi October 17, 2007