A female variety of the homo sapiens species that; is within the boundaries of reproductive age, is generally regarded as cute and or attractive, and in spite of being slightly overweight is thought of as sexually desirable by her male peers.
Porkadoodles, available in all personalities and socioeconomic statuses, are generally thought to be a physical microcosm of the social or cultural groups of which they are a part.
John prefers porkadoodles because he has found them to be just as enjoyable but farless trouble than smokin’ hot girls.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.