A female variety of the homo sapiens species that; is within the boundaries of reproductive age, is generally regarded as cute and or attractive, and in spite of being slightly overweight is thought of as sexually desirable by her male peers.
Porkadoodles, available in all personalities and socioeconomic statuses, are generally thought to be a physical microcosm of the social or cultural groups of which they are a part.
John prefers porkadoodles because he has found them to be just as enjoyable but far less trouble than smokin’ hot girls.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.