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1) old english war time slang for condom
2) A stupid idiot
you planka rodeny
by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003
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Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.
Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
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a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout
by Brick Tamblin September 13, 2005
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I saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.
by turd mahoy July 24, 2009
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Plonka is someone who is silly and stupid
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