plonka

1) old english war time slang for condom
2) A stupid idiot

you planka rodeny

plonka by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003

Plonka

Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.

Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake

Plonka by Evettx August 13, 2020

plonka

a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout

I don't know what to say. I was plonka-ed last night.

plonka by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

Plonka

a fucked up car.

I saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.

Plonka by turd mahoy July 24, 2009

Plonka

Will Sames’ Word

Sacha shush Will Sames owns this word

Plonka is someone who is silly and stupid

Plonka by Honk honk I love Will Sames March 27, 2021

plonka

New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.

No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka

plonka by nyagpt August 31, 2025

Aiden Antonio Plonka 

A complete stone bag, AAP is the type of guy to rip your whopper 22 times in a row. Also AAP thinks that waterbeds are cool. Although he is sometimes cool he really is just drunk or high

Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka

Aiden Antonio Plonka by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi February 4, 2018