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Putinstan 

Like all states with the suffix "-stan," such as Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, which was formerly known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia. It is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are nonconformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since Soviet times, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over crappy domestic ones.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him e.g. Botox-Mongol, Putler.
Didja know that in the Soviet Union all citizens were equal but some citizens were more equal than others?" (a modified George Orwell quote)
"Yeah, but then the misery was more evenly distributed than the wealth in today's Putinstan."
Putinstan by O. W. Tongueincheek August 8, 2021
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Putentang 

Putentang suddenly squirted from my anus.
Putentang by Paaaabloooo July 9, 2011

Palinstan 

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.
Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.
Palinstan by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

putinani 

another name for cooter or cooch or in other words, vagina
"my putinani itches like hell"
putinani by drinkingteamND January 13, 2008

Putinanny 

Slang for shawdy's pussy, snatch, or clitorious.
Often used as nanny and putin.
"Yo Laquisha let me get that putinanny"
Putinanny by Bruh-kwan-do October 3, 2016

putinstat 

A magical statistic of the one and only Vladamir Putin.
You hear about that new putinstat.
putinstat by Specialguy3151 July 23, 2017

putitang 

Another word for pussy. Or Puti for short.

AKA Laudun as a loving nickname.
I need some putitang!!
putitang by Alaina joyxoxo February 19, 2009
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