putinstat 

A magical statistic of the one and only Vladamir Putin.

You hear about that new putinstat.

putinstat by Specialguy3151 July 23, 2017

Putinstan 

Like all states with the suffix "-stan," such as Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, which was formerly known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia. It is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are nonconformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since Soviet times, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over crappy domestic ones.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him e.g. Botox-Mongol, Putler.

Didja know that in the Soviet Union all citizens were equal but some citizens were more equal than others?" (a modified George Orwell quote)
"Yeah, but then the misery was more evenly distributed than the wealth in today's Putinstan."

Putinstan by O. W. Tongueincheek August 8, 2021

putintayna 

When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola

Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna

putintayna by Dump 2 May 28, 2021

putinsanity 

(n) mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.

"It was yet another example of Putinsanity; there was no reason to execute those 13 people on a stupid island that no one gives a damn about"

putinsanity by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder February 24, 2022

Putinflation 

Widespread increase in global prices due to sanctions, and impacts on supply and demand across a variety of sectors, that are directly or indirectly a result of Putin's 2022 illegal and unprovoked invasion of Ukraine.

Putinflation can now be observed at the gas pump at most countries. Fuck Putin.

Putinflation by Cantharellus March 2, 2022

putinstinct 

Your instinctive reaction to a situation related to Vladimir Putin.

I don't know man, use your putinstinct...

putinstinct by Noedar March 29, 2016

Punistation 

When you almost get your hole ripped out by a really big peice of crap.

Sundays at noon.

Punistation by phatjacks February 25, 2004