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putinani

another name for cooter or cooch or in other words, vagina
"my putinani itches like hell"
by drinkingteamND January 13, 2008
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Putinani

Putinani
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.

"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation February 27, 2022
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putanani

Stemming from South Orange County due to its dense Hispanic population, putanani is a fusion of puta, Spanish for bitch, and punani, meaning pussy. Its common use refers to someone being a "little bitch" or wuss for not completing an action. The word is commonly used in peer-pressuring someone. Using the word describes someone not only as a bitch but also as having a vagina.
Hey, stop being a putanani and take a shot with us.
by BK Broiler September 11, 2007
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Putinanny

Slang for shawdy's pussy, snatch, or clitorious.
Often used as nanny and putin.
"Yo Laquisha let me get that putinanny"
by Bruh-kwan-do October 3, 2016
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putinsanity

(n) mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.
"It was yet another example of Putinsanity; there was no reason to execute those 13 people on a stupid island that no one gives a damn about"
by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder February 24, 2022
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Putinanny

Having a meltdown of global proportion that ultimately ends in your global embarrassment
Did you see Fred's meltdown this morning?
Oh yeah, he had a total Putinanny.
Swearing, wrenches flying, it was awesome.
by SK in WI. March 26, 2022
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putinning

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.
"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".
by ..T$.. August 14, 2017
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