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Putinani 

Putinani
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.

"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
Putinani by Ms. Unformation February 27, 2022
Related Words

putanani 

Stemming from South Orange County due to its dense Hispanic population, putanani is a fusion of puta, Spanish for bitch, and punani, meaning pussy. Its common use refers to someone being a "little bitch" or wuss for not completing an action. The word is commonly used in peer-pressuring someone. Using the word describes someone not only as a bitch but also as having a vagina.
Hey, stop being a putanani and take a shot with us.
putanani by BK Broiler September 11, 2007

Putinanny 

Slang for shawdy's pussy, snatch, or clitorious.
Often used as nanny and putin.
"Yo Laquisha let me get that putinanny"
Putinanny by Bruh-kwan-do October 3, 2016

putinsanity 

(n) mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.
"It was yet another example of Putinsanity; there was no reason to execute those 13 people on a stupid island that no one gives a damn about"

Putinanny 

Having a meltdown of global proportion that ultimately ends in your global embarrassment
Did you see Fred's meltdown this morning?
Oh yeah, he had a total Putinanny.
Swearing, wrenches flying, it was awesome.
Putinanny by SK in WI. March 26, 2022

putinning 

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.
"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".
putinning by ..T$.. August 14, 2017