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Squirted out

When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’
“Ugh man sorry I got to go to bed I’m squirted out”

“I am squirted from that test”

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.
"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"
Canadian Squirter by Samazon September 23, 2012

Serial Squirter

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. REPEATEDLY!
Serial Squirter by Mr. Stark March 13, 2023

Briggsy Face-Squirter 

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.
Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.

pearl squirter 

A slang term referring to a mans penis.
Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!
pearl squirter by Digger September 21, 2005