one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.
"God DammitJoel! Just eat the cheese, quit being such a damn pussmonger!"
a) thick, sticky cervical mucus that accretes into a clump which is then expelled from the vagina
b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way
c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
a) "No, you didn't get me all wet. I've just god a bad case of pussybooger."