a) thick, sticky cervical mucus that accretes into a clump which is then expelled from the vagina
b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way
c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
a) "No, you didn't get me all wet. I've just god a bad case of pussybooger."
A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.
After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussybooger.