Pussyboner

When a girl gets wet in there pussy and wants to screw who ever game them the pussyboner.

Tom waved at Ashley giving her a Pussyboner.

by CLK101 March 9, 2011

pussyboarding

coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.

Pussyboarding

This post had the expressed written consent of terminal lance B.Greer of Texas.

by aaron6969 November 9, 2010

pussy boner

State of extreme female sexual arousal or desire.

Ashley gets such a pussy boner whenever Jeff smiles at her.

by Romeo Foxtrot December 17, 2006

Pissboner

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.

Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.

by djdurdy September 20, 2009

pussybooger

Vaginal discharge resembling snot or nasal rubber.

Last night when I went down on Suzie I got a healthy serving of pussybooger.

by devestment October 10, 2009

pussymonger

One who hoardes and/or eats copious amounts of pussy.

Eamonn is such a pussymonger.

by sexmaniac6969 April 14, 2008

pussyboarding

The process of converting a homosexual to a hetero-sexual through enhanced interrogation.

As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)

"I have a way of turning him around, it's called pussyboarding. Its an enhanced interrogation technique, it's not torture."

by UppityDave July 10, 2012