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pussyboarding 

coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.
Pussyboarding

This post had the expressed written consent of terminal lance B.Greer of Texas.
pussyboarding by aaron6969 November 9, 2010

pussy boner 

State of extreme female sexual arousal or desire.
Ashley gets such a pussy boner whenever Jeff smiles at her.
pussy boner by Romeo Foxtrot December 17, 2006

Pissboner 

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.
Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.
Pissboner by djdurdy September 20, 2009

pussybooger 

Vaginal discharge resembling snot or nasal rubber.
Last night when I went down on Suzie I got a healthy serving of pussybooger.
pussybooger by devestment October 10, 2009

pussymonger

One who hoardes and/or eats copious amounts of pussy.
Eamonn is such a pussymonger.

pussymonger by sexmaniac6969 April 14, 2008

pussyboarding 

The process of converting a homosexual to a hetero-sexual through enhanced interrogation.

As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)
"I have a way of turning him around, it's called pussyboarding. Its an enhanced interrogation technique, it's not torture."
pussyboarding by UppityDave July 10, 2012
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