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pussymonger

One who hoardes and/or eats copious amounts of pussy.
Eamonn is such a pussymonger.

pussymonger by sexmaniac6969 April 14, 2008

pussy tongue 

When you can’t handle hot or carbonated drinks
pussy tongue by Pussy tongue December 1, 2017

Pussy Tongue 

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.
Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
Pussy Tongue by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022

PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.
"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026