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pussbong 

More of a party trick, really. Person A (a girl, usually, although wonderful things have been done recently with hormones and surgery) performs a handstand without the benefit of underwear. Person B (the fearless and noble toker)fills the young lady's ahem with water, then pulls a bucket bong, using a modified test tube (or whatever will fit comfortably inside the velvet underground). NB it is VERY important to get the lady's permission for this trick, or her reaction will almost certainly result in spillage.
Gosh, look, Geraldine's doing pussbongs. Her Father won't like that, not at the family Christmas party!
pussbong by Grubstripe September 17, 2008
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pussmonger 

one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.
"God Dammit Joel! Just eat the cheese, quit being such a damn pussmonger!"
pussmonger by Nejiboy November 10, 2007

Pussbooger 

1) When a girl is on her period and has clumps up blood in her vaginal area.

2) When a girl has crusty/dried pussy juice.
I was eating this girl out, and had pussboogers all in my mouth.
Pussbooger by DirtyBoyBoda November 17, 2017
When a girl’s vagina is on top of the bong and the man takes a hit.
Bro have you ever hit a Pussabong? It’s amazing.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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