Pseudopede 

a mature person who accepts minors to hang out with them out of sympathy/empathy about wanting to make it with elders. because anarchy.

Chatter: 40 m usa
Chatter: asl
Chatter B: 13 m usa
Chatter: *doesn't sign out as minors would normally expect and continues for booty*
Chatter B: thanks pseudopede at least you understand :)

Pseudopede by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

pseudoceleb 

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

pseudocide 

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide

When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.

pseudocide by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007

Pseudopredictive future-past 

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.

"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.

Pseudopredictive future-past by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011

pseudocode 

Pseudocode is a description of a computer programming algorithm that uses the structural conventions of programming languages, but omits detailed subroutines or language-specific syntax. It can also refer to a high level 'language' whose aim is to generalise the logic and program flow of a computer program

An example of how pseudocode differs from regular code is below.

Regular code (written in PHP):

<?php
if (is_valid($cc_number)) {
execute_transaction($cc_number, $order);
} else {
show_failure();
}
?>

Pseudocode:

if credit card number is valid
execute transaction based on number and order
else
show a generic failure message
end if

pseudocode by georgi July 24, 2006

Pseudopedophile 

Someone who is a pedophile, but not really.

that guys is into DDLG, he's a pseudopedophile

Pseudopedophile by holo456 October 9, 2018

Pseudonese 

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

Pseudonese by Actom360 August 16, 2014