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Pseudopedophile 

that guys is into DDLG, he's a pseudopedophile
Pseudopedophile by holo456 October 9, 2018
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Pseudopedophile 

An adult who's creepy/weird towards minors but hasn't exactly done anything to consider them as an actual pedophile.

Or someone's who's sexually attracted to child-like things, but hasn't actually been attracted to children.
Example 1: "Presley is 21 but making sexual jokes towards 14 year olds, she's like a pseudopedophile."

Example 2: "Dan is into DDLG and ageplay, what a pseudopedophile.."
Pseudopedophile by Bunjeejumper7271 September 16, 2023
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pseudo-pedophile

a person who is into boys/girls who are over 18 but appear to be underage.
Jacob always goes for those young looking girls. I think he may be a pseudo-pedophile.
pseudo-pedophile by Atredes64615 November 10, 2013

Pseudo-pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are over 18 but still appear underage. This doesn't necessarily apply to those in the age ranges of 18-19, but even those aged 20+ who may also look surprisingly underage.
A lot of people state that many 18-year-olds don't look like they're over 18, but even then I've actually witnessed some 21-year-old women in bars who look like they're still in high school. My point is that some people (whether they're 18, 19, 20, or even 21) can look underage and it's already enough for people to call you a pseudo-pedophile.
Pseudo-pedophile by CelticEagle July 21, 2019
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