Propion

A heavily medicated loo.

Hey bro, look at that propion! Wtf are they even doing??

Propion by Propion-loo December 11, 2019

cdesign proponentsists 

The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.

Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".

cdesign proponentsists by cdesign proponentist October 21, 2006

propinquity 

Use this word when you want to seem smart – or stupid. It's your choice, really. (It's all just a big game of fortuna, as it's the other people that form their opinion on you and you cannot really affect that process.) It's the type of word you only see on the "most searched" list of dictionary.com and on Yahoo!'s headlines (the latter-mentioned explains the first-mentioned).

People who have to look up this word are either too smart or "too dumb" and if this being the case, they are also very likely to read Yahoo! News. Why Yahoo! in the first place uses words that are understood only by 0.01‰ (1 out of 100 000) of the population, remains yet unclear. But when you are seen to use this word, people will know (if they're intelligent enough) that you got it from nowhere else than Yahoo! News...

Woody: "The propinquity of these – pardon my sterile approach on the topic – two given objects is inversely proportional to..
Bob: "Why don't you just say "approximity" or "distance" or something?"
Woody: "W-what? I don't.."
Bob: "Yes, you do. Don't play stupid."
Gary: "Yeah, man. Don't use words that are understood only by 3500 Americans – that's what Yahoo! News does."

propinquity by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021

cdesign proponentist 

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.

A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.

cdesign proponentist by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

Propinquity  

pro·pin·qui·ty

–noun
1. nearness in place; proximity.
2. nearness of relation; kinship.
3. affinity of nature; similarity.
4. nearness in time.
5. desire to kiss.

The propinquity of Michael and Ian led to a romantic relationship, filled with stargazing and late night spooning.

Propinquity by Mr. Ahmayzing February 20, 2008

proponent 

a person who advocates a theory, proposal, or project.

synonyms:
advocate · supporter · upholder · exponent · promoter · adherent · endorser · champion · defender · backer · subscriber · patron · espouser · friend · apostle · apologist

Donald J. Trump is a proponent of a wall along the southern U.S.A. / Mexico border.
Our president is a supporter/endorser/defender/champion/backer of a wall along the southern U.S.A. / Mexico border..

proponent by Dabu G April 27, 2019

propinkuity 

Da status of being close to everyone's favorite flamingo-colored feline.

In da animated short "Pinkologist", da Little Big-Nosed Guy complains dat he suffers constant propinkuity to a certain playful puma; no matter where he goes or what he does, said harmless-but-infuriating four-legged whisker-face always seems to show up not too long afterwards!

propinkuity by QuacksO March 29, 2023