27 definitions by Burt Milhorse Eriksson
A word you use to accentuate that you really are not being that serious (sic!), but rather making a light-hearted comment in a meme stylee (sic!). Memeheads are spouting it out like there is no tomorrow – and there well might not be one, thanks to Corona.
Among the "great eight" of filler words whose meaning the people using them don't even understand, but solely spam them to every YouTube video they can get their hands into, because "that is what you are supposed to do!" The other words are: literally, appreciate, underrated, legit short for legitimate, ignore, actually, though short for although.
Also closely related to the mythical "YouTube algorithm".
Among the "great eight" of filler words whose meaning the people using them don't even understand, but solely spam them to every YouTube video they can get their hands into, because "that is what you are supposed to do!" The other words are: literally, appreciate, underrated, legit short for legitimate, ignore, actually, though short for although.
Also closely related to the mythical "YouTube algorithm".
Melvin on YouTube comments section of any given video: "Lets be honest: u didnt' searched for this *ambiguous smiley* U could of but, u did'nt though..."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021
Short for "legitimate". NOT short for "legitimately" which is a totally different word. The difference is roughly the same as between "good" and "well" – in case you cared. An extremely popular yet badly understood filler word.
Melvin: "Bill Murray must be legit the most underrated comedian ever!"
Sparky: "IKR? He could've been literally one of the greatest, though."
Sparky: "IKR? He could've been literally one of the greatest, though."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021
Related to ticklefuck. When you tickle your girlfriend's nostril gently with e.g. a toothpick in order to create a sneeze while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.
Bob: "I tickled Connie's nose with a cat's ass-hair yesterday when we we're doing it."
Steve: "I use a feather and white pepper or chili powder to make my Suzy sneegazm like a god-damn retard all over me!"
Gary: "Take a napkin and just pinch and roll one corner of it and stick it up her schnoz!"
Connie: "Jesus Christ, Gary! You sure know how to please a woman, don't you?"
Steve: "I use a feather and white pepper or chili powder to make my Suzy sneegazm like a god-damn retard all over me!"
Gary: "Take a napkin and just pinch and roll one corner of it and stick it up her schnoz!"
Connie: "Jesus Christ, Gary! You sure know how to please a woman, don't you?"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson December 6, 2021
A word that you only see on the "most searched" list of sites as dictionary.com. It's interesting that the other words on such list are: peripheral, intervention, resource, christian, blow, walk. Argillaceous has something to do with minerals or clay or something.
Bob: "I'm interested in coprolites and argillaceous minerals."
Steve: "Are you ready to inspect each sphincter of a dinosaur?"
Steve: "Are you ready to inspect each sphincter of a dinosaur?"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021
The most common spelling of "could've" in United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Ireland, United States, Canada, New Zealand and Australia. It really doesn't mean anything, but it's a bit like myths and urban legends: people are just too lazy to think whether it's true or even plausible.
Joe: "I could of get that shot done though"
Barry: "Facts boi GG though you were totally robbed of that shot by the ref"
Barry: "Facts boi GG though you were totally robbed of that shot by the ref"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021
A homosexual male. Comes from "macrophage" that is a large white blood cell that ingests foreign particles and infectious micro-organisms. Latin: macrophagus; "big eater". According to studies HIV is 200 times more likely to occur on a gay man than a straight. When HIV develops into the AIDS stage, the macrophages start to eat everything – including the healthy cells, thus destroying the immune system and eventually killing the patient.
Bob: "Do you think that Gore Vidal guy is gay?"
Connie: "Gore Vidal? Do you mean Vidal Sassoon?"
Bob: "Yeah, yeah that guy. I bet he's a fag."
Connie: "Gore Vidal? Do you mean Vidal Sassoon?"
Bob: "Yeah, yeah that guy. I bet he's a fag."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021
Use this word when you want to seem smart – or stupid. It's your choice, really. (It's all just a big game of fortuna, as it's the other people that form their opinion on you and you cannot really affect that process.) It's the type of word you only see on the "most searched" list of dictionary.com and on Yahoo!'s headlines (the latter-mentioned explains the first-mentioned).
People who have to look up this word are either too smart or "too dumb" and if this being the case, they are also very likely to read Yahoo! News. Why Yahoo! in the first place uses words that are understood only by 0.01‰ (1 out of 100 000) of the population, remains yet unclear. But when you are seen to use this word, people will know (if they're intelligent enough) that you got it from nowhere else than Yahoo! News...
People who have to look up this word are either too smart or "too dumb" and if this being the case, they are also very likely to read Yahoo! News. Why Yahoo! in the first place uses words that are understood only by 0.01‰ (1 out of 100 000) of the population, remains yet unclear. But when you are seen to use this word, people will know (if they're intelligent enough) that you got it from nowhere else than Yahoo! News...
Woody: "The propinquity of these – pardon my sterile approach on the topic – two given objects is inversely proportional to..
Bob: "Why don't you just say "approximity" or "distance" or something?"
Woody: "W-what? I don't.."
Bob: "Yes, you do. Don't play stupid."
Gary: "Yeah, man. Don't use words that are understood only by 3500 Americans – that's what Yahoo! News does."
Bob: "Why don't you just say "approximity" or "distance" or something?"
Woody: "W-what? I don't.."
Bob: "Yes, you do. Don't play stupid."
Gary: "Yeah, man. Don't use words that are understood only by 3500 Americans – that's what Yahoo! News does."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021