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The "great eight" filler words whose meaning the people using them don't even understand, but solely spam them on every YouTube video they can get their hands onto, because "that is what you are supposed to do!" These people probably (I don't want to know) use this YouTube/Reddit/add-your-site-of-choice-here meme language in real-life situations too: at school (if they attend to one (hey, everything is possible)), in a line at a supermarket, at the mall etc. It must be spoken loudly, so people around can hear it the same way everyone sees their comments on-line.

The Great Eight filler words are: honest(ly), literally, appreciate, underrated, legit (short for legitimate), ignore, actually and though (short for although). Notice that "legit" is NEVER written as "legitimate" and its meaning is NOT "legitimate" but "legitimately" in this age of newspeak and memetalk. "Though" is never written as "although" and it has NO meaning whatsoever; it's a 100% bona-fide filler word. Summa summarum: it wouldn't make a difference if you wrote "onionballz!" instead of "legit" or "though", as anyone with a functioning set of brains just omits; passes these empty words with no meaning or value.
Melvin: "Nice to see a new video from The Rolling Stones though. Let's be honest and stop ignoring the fact that they are legit the most underrated band in the world. SMH."
Sparky: "Facts. The Stones literally is sooo underrated that it hurts, to be honest, actually."
Thor: "*ambiguous smiley* Anyone else here for they actually appreciate the music though?"
Alfred: "Anyone watching in 2021? I wish this pandemic was over..."
Bob: "Gee, guys! Ever heard of The Great Eight?" ¦D"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021
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A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.
Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."
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Short for "am not" and for nothing else – not even "is not", for "it ain't" would just be "it am not". The only correct use is "I ain't" which is a contraction of "I am not". So, don't say e.g. "you ain't" which would only mean "you am not".
Clinique: "Let 'im go, he didn't do nothing!"
TyRone: "I ain't done nothing! I ain't done no nothing!"
LaKeisha: "You bastards, let us go! I ain't done none!"
Barackeisha: "You let 'em go!! They's ain't have done nothing! They ain't have done none!"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021
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Short for "although". One of the "great eight" filler words. Only approximately 0.1‰ (1 out of 10 000) know how to use the word properly.
Bob: "Missy Crotchrot is such an overall perfect woman!"
Melvin: "Yeah, but what about that butt, though."
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A contamination i.e. a failed portmanteau. Comes from "pre"+"sequel" of which the latter in turn comes from Latin, "sequela"; "what follows". Therefore it is a non-word à la new/memespeak, as "quel" does not mean anything in any known language and thus "pre"+"quel" means nothing either.
Melvin: "Have you seen the prequel to »The Hangover»?"
Bob: "Have I seen what to WHAT?"
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A word that you only see on the "most searched" list of sites as dictionary.com. It's interesting that the other words on such list are: peripheral, intervention, resource, christian, blow, walk. Argillaceous has something to do with minerals or clay or something.
Bob: "I'm interested in coprolites and argillaceous minerals."
Steve: "Are you ready to inspect each sphincter of a dinosaur?"
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A homosexual male. Comes from "macrophage" that is a large white blood cell that ingests foreign particles and infectious micro-organisms. Latin: macrophagus; "big eater". According to studies HIV is 200 times more likely to occur on a gay man than a straight. When HIV develops into the AIDS stage, the macrophages start to eat everything – including the healthy cells, thus destroying the immune system and eventually killing the patient.
Bob: "Do you think that Gore Vidal guy is gay?"
Connie: "Gore Vidal? Do you mean Vidal Sassoon?"
Bob: "Yeah, yeah that guy. I bet he's a fag."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021
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