Propinged

Proposing over text message

It's been a while since I propinged you.

by horcruxy09 January 1, 2024

Protinger

A derogatory term used to describe a white American living on an Island in a Foreign country.

That nasty Protinger is always fucking his dog on the Island of Cozumel

by SauceFish July 14, 2020

Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Zero pronged fork

Spoon

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.

by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020

Prolonged Gamer Head

A disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.

"Dude, where are you looking?"

"Sorry, I guess I've gotta a little case of Prolonged Gamer Head!"

by New FU A11 August 9, 2012

prolonged blink

sleeping

im not sleeping, im prolonged blinking

by juicebox84 February 22, 2012