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barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die 

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

pretty much 

saying made popular by Jordan Forget
means yeah, that's it, basically, ect.
"so we pretty much just beat that mongoose"

"beer is better than coolers right?"
"pretty much yeah"
pretty much by sexybitch June 27, 2005

pretty much yes 

Almost completely yes
Girl 1 : Am I the only one who doesn’t like CARDI B
Girl 2: pretty much yes

pretty much awesome 

a phrase used to denote a highly liked object, situation, and or person
Abby: Whoah, David, your art club t-shirt is pretty much awesome!

David: thanks!

pretty much 

A phrase that should be uttered as often as possible, whenever one is extremely drunk. May be used to answer any question whatsoever.
"Dude, you're really fucked up."
"Pretty much!"

Trevor: "How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Alex: "Pretty much!"
pretty much by double-a November 24, 2006

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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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