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A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.
Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.
by Bob July 24, 2003
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.
Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.
by deathfordough July 03, 2015
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A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.
1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
by disastrophe March 28, 2009
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Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.
"God, there are like no guys at this party"
'What about Mike?"
"Nah he's such a mongoose"
by claymor1515 November 28, 2011
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1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.

2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia

2) Also a small furry creature
1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!

2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school

3) Your mother's a mongoose!

by Adrian Glenn October 23, 2005
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A cocky dick that talks to loads of girls, arrogant, self obsessed and overall a douche
God that guy is such a "mongoose"
by Myaahh April 24, 2015
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