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premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.
Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011

Predicktable

When someone has the same boring moves in bed
"Aarons only got one move in the sack" says Wilbur. "Yeah, he's so predicktable" shout Iggy and Tempest
Predicktable by Iguardo July 14, 2010

Predickament 

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.
Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017

predicktion 

A guess about future events regarding whether you'll "get some" from a guy.
Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.
predicktion by QuacksO February 13, 2020
"Predicks" is a slang word that the Streamer yourragegaming made when you would make a prediction in twitch chat, everyone in chat can gamble their channel points.
Yourrage/joshy poo: "Mods do Predicks NOW!! We doing a try not to laugh. Vote no, I'm gon secure your bread"

Mods: "PREDICKS IS UP!! GO VOTE"
Predicks by solezulu February 28, 2022

Predickt 

When you're the first person to have sex with a girl that everyone wants
"Hey man, did you predickt that girl last night?"
"I was the first so yeah"
Predickt by Sterile September 25, 2016