Predickt

When you're the first person to have sex with a girl that everyone wants

"Hey man, did you predickt that girl last night?"
"I was the first so yeah"

by Sterile September 25, 2016

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.

Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

by newuser42 March 31, 2021

unbiased election predictions

he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...

person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot

by love, kelly October 28, 2020

fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.

The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.

by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020

predictish

the language and corresponding meaning made up by your phone's predictive text.

a message displaying predictish:
"if if wanted you to me red the gnaw, if would sass no the invite."

translation: "if he wanted you to go see the imax, he would pass on the invite"

by breaks March 30, 2009

Predictable

The quality of being easily anticipated; as in a behavior or response easily anticipated due to historic pattern.

"Kari's seemingly reflexive need to hijack a Facebook post and/or be the first to comment had become all-too-predictable."

by AbuName January 7, 2017