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a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!
defence by JCQ December 9, 2007

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
Defence pudding by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Defence Nukk 

Defence Nukk, a RuneScape legend. A famous RuneScape player, also known as one of the richest RuneScape players. Defence Nukk also ran RuneScape MySpace.
Damn dude, Defence nukk added me! I'm famous!
Defence Nukk by lover romeo January 19, 2009

defence mechanism 

This is when a guy realises you have caught him cheating or telling lies.. he avoids you, your calls and makes everything seem like you are at fault.
He used defence mechanism on all his ex's.
defence mechanism by Mizboss March 21, 2017

defence of the ancients 

The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.
Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.

Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!

(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)

Niko Defence League 

The Niko Defense League (aka) NDL is a name made up by YouTuber Niko Omilana for his subscribers.
Hey are you in the Niko Defence League
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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