Defence is NOT a misspelling. It's the British way of spelling defense.
Person1: You'll never break my defence.
Person2: You spelled defense wrong.
Person1: No, dumbass, I didn't.
by irontheinternetz September 28, 2008
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a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!
by JCQ November 12, 2007
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a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!
by JCQ November 12, 2007
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A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
by The Waltonator January 10, 2010
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When someone is choking and stabbing you, your school will charge you just for fighting back.
How people react to Self Defence
Mom: You fought back I'm proud of you
Law: Someone was trying to kill you it was fine it was self defence
United Nations: Yeah he nearly killed by someone but he fought back for his life
Schools: Now this is an avengers level threat
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Having a very small amount of troops which will lead to certain defeat.
It was a cake walk. I stomped all over him with his Lint defence.
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Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.

She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.

It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.
Guy 1: "Aww, Maaan! Have you seen the new girl on reception? The most amazing frontage you ever man!!"
Guy 2: "Jeez! No dude. She totally flawed me with The Cleavage Defence."
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a professional man."
by GabrielDertzer September 28, 2010
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