Predickament

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017

Predickament

Male version of a camel toe.

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”

by Drobbo April 17, 2019

predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.

The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.

by QuacksO April 26, 2019

predicament bondage

Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.

I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain

by Foot Slave October 22, 2018

The Predicaments

A Man's testicles.

1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.

3) I kicked him in the predicaments.

by The5thCylon September 14, 2010

predicament and a half

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.

"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."

by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003