yursh22's definitions

Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

Jiggles Gallagher

Another way of calling someone a fat-ass. Preferably the arrogant fat fucks.

What's up with him?

Oh Jiggles Gallagher? He hasn't eaten in a whole ten minutes so he has to condescend.

by yursh22 June 10, 2017

Scrub

A scrub is a guy that think he's fine, also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging at the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

by yursh22 August 31, 2017

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Buckled

A term to describe being tired, and falling asleep (in addition to: fading)

Shit man, I'm buckled I can't get up.

by yursh22 June 10, 2016

Emotional predator

A narcissistic, arrogant, manipulative waste that pounces on people they feel they can bully and demean in any way. (They make it look like you’re at fault too). They have nothing else better to do with their time and justify their games by any means, and any flimsy excuse.

This asshole is an emotional predator.

by yursh22 December 7, 2017