Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
by yursh22 July 05, 2017
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curiosity killed the cunt

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).
He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.
by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo
Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait
by yursh22 May 17, 2017
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Emotional predator

A narcissistic, arrogant, manipulative waste that pounces on people they feel they can bully and demean in any way. (They make it look like you’re at fault too). They have nothing else better to do with their time and justify their games by any means, and any flimsy excuse.
by yursh22 December 07, 2017
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Scrub

A scrub is a guy that think he's fine, also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging at the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
by yursh22 August 31, 2017
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Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
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Predickament

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.
Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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