pretorius 

Sorry, Pretorius could not be defined because no words could be found to accurately describe this. The only way to fully attain an understanding of this awesomeness is to actually find one yourself.

"Woah, I'm speechless!... That must be a Pretorius!"

pretorius by pretoriusseeker April 27, 2014

Pretorius 

Typically a cunt who respects no one except them self and hates children

Betty is a Pretorius

Pretorius by abys June 13, 2018

Marko Pretorius Special

A South African mf you fucks you till your asshole goes from normal to white then to red after his semen drips down the crack

I met some guy so crazy he gave me the Marko Pretorius Special

Marko Pretorius Special by 67sigma June 1, 2026

Marko Pretorius Special

When a South African mf fucks you in the ass so hard it turns from normal to white then to red after his semen drips from your ass crack

I met some guy so crazy that he gave me the Marko Pretorius special

Marko Pretorius Special by 67sigma June 1, 2026

Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.

"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"

Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013

Pretocious 

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

Pretocious by flyingdog April 9, 2009

Pretoria

If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby

oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.

Pretoria by poppie tart December 2, 2009