Somethning that joins/connects or a simultaneous occurrence of events.
Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.
I, M.Verver, am a remarkable conjunction of various talents.
by M.Verver September 1, 2009
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Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.
"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"
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Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
by Ash Money January 3, 2007
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Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".
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Justin biebers eye
When your eye swells like biebers you will have conjunctivitis
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A word or phrase that links a dependent clause to an independent clause. This word or phrase indicates that a clause has informative value to add to the sentence's main idea, signaling a cause-and-effect relationship or a shift in time and place between the two clauses.
Some common subordinating conjunctions include...although, while, when, whenever, where, wherever, before, and after.
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1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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