petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

by Vgnfc July 25, 2006

Petorials

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials

Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.

by mdk_dl March 25, 2010