petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

by Vgnfc July 25, 2006

Petoria

A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)

I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!

by Robness/Peterness/Brobness/Crazy Eggness December 12, 2003

Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.

Long live Petoria!

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

peterised

Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.

"I'm a fuck you once, then i'm a fuck you twice, then i'm a peterise you bitch"
"Did you hear the girl over the road got peterised the last night"

by Makelele4 April 27, 2008

Pelorism

The left-wing religion that teaches virtue with regard only to what can be proven as fact.

As a member of Pelorism, he cannot believe in God, who has not been proven.

by PeloristicAtheist August 16, 2011

Petris

A game where you try and fit you and all of your pets into one bed.

I tried to go to sleep after a long day of work but I had to play some Petris with my dogs and cats.

by DonnyWon1 November 14, 2015

Petoria

A Small Country in Rhode Island USA. Is controlled by the President Peter Griffin.

Welcome to Petoria, I was gonna call it Peter Land but the gay bar downtown took the name!

by Jonny Nitro July 29, 2004