pretorius

Sorry, Pretorius could not be defined because no words could be found to accurately describe this. The only way to fully attain an understanding of this awesomeness is to actually find one yourself.

"Woah, I'm speechless!... That must be a Pretorius!"

by pretoriusseeker April 27, 2014

Pretorius

Typically a cunt who respects no one except them self and hates children

Betty is a Pretorius

by abys June 13, 2018

Pretorial

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.

"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"

by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013

Pretocious

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

by flyingdog April 9, 2009

Pretoria

If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby

oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.

by poppie tart December 2, 2009

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

Pretoria

1. Means: "Totally Cool", "Awesome", "A~M~A~Z~I~N~G".
2. Is Also The Captial Of South Africa.
3. Also Could Mean ABSOULTLY kAr-AzzY~!
4. A Name...

1. She's So Totally "Pretoria"
1. OMFG It's Pretoria
2. I Say It Like It Is.
3. Yeaaaaaaaaah(:
4. Wtf Is Pretoria Doing Now

by LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL. May 20, 2011