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Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.
"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"
Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013
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A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)
I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!
Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.
Long live Petoria!
A Small Country in Rhode Island USA. Is controlled by the President Peter Griffin.
Welcome to Petoria, I was gonna call it Peter Land but the gay bar downtown took the name!
Petoria by Jonny Nitro July 29, 2004

Petorials 

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials
Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.
Petorials by mdk_dl March 24, 2010
If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby
oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.
Pretoria by poppie tart December 2, 2009

Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.
Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.