Pistoriused 

The act of getting or being highly intoxicated from consuming large quantities of alcohol. Derived from the British words "legless" and "pissed".

I say, I drank a trifle too many glasses of port yesterday evening, I was frightfully Pistoriused!

Pistoriused by Pass me my monocle February 24, 2013

Pistorius 

Someone that got away with murder after judge trial.

"Dude, the judge totally didn't have enough evidence to prove I killed that guy."

"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."

Pistorius by Mexican Eddie September 11, 2014

The pistorius

Grabbing a stranger off the street forcefully leading them to an alley and forcefully putting your amputed leg up their anus but yelling surprise before hand so it isn't classified rape and leaving them to bleed out from their anal wounds.

Did you see that person left in the alley,they must have received the Pistorius

The pistorius by Mitch Jack Matese September 17, 2015

Oscar Pistorius 

A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun

Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"

Oscar Pistorius by AmongUsSussyJ_Son_ May 18, 2022

Abigail Pistorius 

A stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. Makes fun of fat people because they aren't a twig like she is. She makes me ashamed for being her best friend at one point.

Whos the biggest cunt you know? OH! Abigail Pistorius!

Abigail Pistorius by curseofcurveskms September 7, 2012

Pistorius 

A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.

person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?

Pistorius by a person that likes pizza April 2, 2013