"Dude, the judge totally didn't have enough evidence to prove I killed that guy."
"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."
"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."
by Mexican Eddie September 11, 2014
A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.
person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?
by a person that likes pizza April 2, 2013
Grabbing a stranger off the street forcefully leading them to an alley and forcefully putting your amputed leg up their anus but yelling surprise before hand so it isn't classified rape and leaving them to bleed out from their anal wounds.
by Mitch Jack Matese August 12, 2015
by AmongUsSussyJ_Son_ May 18, 2022
A stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. Makes fun of fat people because they aren't a twig like she is. She makes me ashamed for being her best friend at one point.
by curseofcurveskms September 7, 2012