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Praetorian Guard by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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Jaco Pastorius
Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.
Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented
Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
Jaco Pastorius by alex June 24, 2003
Praetorian Guard
The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.
1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"
2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"
1: "..."
2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"
1: "..."
Praetorian Guard by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011
pretorius
Sorry, Pretorius could not be defined because no words could be found to accurately describe this. The only way to fully attain an understanding of this awesomeness is to actually find one yourself.
pretorius by pretoriusseeker April 27, 2014
Jaco Pastorius
Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.
Jaco Pastorius by Anonymous September 30, 2003