preterist

n. A collector of cold nests.

Earlier meanings include 'a person more interested in the past than present or future.'
Here it applies specifically to those nostalgic and obsessed over past shags. Compare the phrase 'A night on the nest' for a one-night-stand!

Jim's a real, boring preterist, always boasting about his past conquests. Keeps a little black book, I'm told.

by scousestan April 9, 2009

peterised

Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.

"I'm a fuck you once, then i'm a fuck you twice, then i'm a peterise you bitch"
"Did you hear the girl over the road got peterised the last night"

by Makelele4 April 27, 2008

Pinterista

1. A fabulous person who is devoted to the online pin board called Pinterest.  2.  A fabulous person who believes in the power of Pinterest.

Only Pinteristas know how to pin. I'm a Pinterista since I learned how to make a tutu on Pinterest.

by chilapalma December 2, 2011

pretendster

A spurious personality registered on a social networking website: very often the individual is claiming to be someone famous, although sometimes the name assumed, and the asscociated character, are completely invented.

Associated terms: foaf; Friendster; fakester; troll; IP

"In this online age of fluid and epic identities, there are Friendsters and there are pretendsters ... This person, whoever they are, ain't no Friendster. She's a lower-cased anti-social butterfly-troll - effecting stagnation amidst the six degrees of separation. Upstanding internet users aren't ashamed to let others know exactly who they are: IP's ain't herpes! She is posing as the pop star, Chrissie Hynde, but I doubt the real Chrissie Hynde would be friends with someone who, it says in their profile, is an inspector for the guild of butchers. The real Chrissie Hynde is an outspoken vegetarian and even her band, called "The Pretenders", never stooped to actually pretending to be someone else. Did you know that Chrissie Hynde cuts her own hair?"

by Rogan Whitenails February 19, 2004

peterast

pervert sex offender

a peterast is a sex offender, with a record, usually did six months in chino for exposing him self to an eight year old, when he moves to hollywood he will have to go door to door to tell everyone he is a peterast.

-whats a peterast walter?
-shut the fuck up donnie.

by Duderr July 23, 2008

Poetrist

A female poet, especially used to refer to slam and urban poets.

Have you read any of Andrea Gibson's poems? She's definitely my favourite poetrist.

by Maiteubi November 20, 2018

preferiti

Something(s) that is(are) prefered; favoured instead of..

-What kind of cereal do you like?
- Fruit loops are my preferiti

by Bhaven23 February 20, 2010